Finger Lake Wilderness Resort

High Tech - Park

LOG ON	LOG OFF
Making the wood stove hot in your cabin.	Too much wood on fire.
MONITOR	DOWNLOAD
Keep'n eye on the wood stove in the Cabin.	Gitten more farwood off'n the pic-up truck.
MEGA HERTZ	FLOPPY DISC
When I'm not keerful gitten the farwood.	Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much dang farwood.
RAM	HARD DRIVE
That thar thang what splits the farwood.	Gitten home in the winter time from Vanderhoof.
WINDOWS	SCREEN
Whut to shut when its cold out.	Whut to shut when the black flys are bad.
BYTE	CHIP
Whut dem dang flys do.	Munchies fer the TV. Now I gotta get a picture.
MICRO CHIP	MODEM
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.	Whatcha do to the tall grasses.
DOT MATRIX	LAP TOP
Ole Dan Matrix's wife.	Whar the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD	SOFTWARE
Whar you hang the dang truk keys.	Dem dang plastic forks and knifes.
MOUSE	MOUSE PAD
What eats the bird food in the shed.	That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives.
CLICK	DOUBLE CLICK
Whut ya hear when ya cock yer gun.	When ya cock the double barrel.

REBOOT
Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when ya have to go to the outhouse.